((i would grab all of them and run like fuck to take them at a water fountain or something))
Red’s super speed is tempting, but I gotta go with Blue. Always wanted to fly, and teleportation would make travelling hella easy.
Oh, green. I would never leave Lurkdragon form except when I needed to change into a mouse or whatever to escape places.
(It never specified it had to be a real animal…)Source: rematiration
OH GOD I WILL ANSWER LITERALLY ANYTHING
I REALLY WILL
^^ as well
I’m kinda sick. This might cheer me up some.
COME AT ME.
(via lesbianpokemontrainer)Source: thetruthneverhurts
I’m Judge Sassy McPaws.
God, what am I doing with my life?
General Hairy McClump. Well then.
Emperor Hairy McMittens
General Scratchy McMittens. this is great since i have a cat named Mittens
Doctor Snuggly McPaws
Count Furry Mcmittens
judge hairy mcmittens
Doctor Pouncey Von Litter
Sir Fluffy McClump.
Count Kitty VonScooper
Doctor Scratchy Von Scooper
Madam Fluffy Von Scooper
Count Fishy McClump, Uhhh…
Either Judge Sassy VonScooper or Judge Sassy Pants. Hmm…Source: theclearlydope
but seeing as very few actually do as they say they will, I’m going to do one of my own.
For every person that reblogs this, I will message you with a Pokemon egg.
Within a week, I will message you again telling you what Pokemon has hatched from the egg! Maybe I’ll even try to type them based upon your blog. Who knows?
You must have your submit box open, or you will not get your egg!
(via ryttu3k)Source: chalkdust341